The Modern Breakup Agency

The Letters

To all the things we are breaking up with.

Formal notice is served!

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Nominations

Give Us Something to Write Home About.

Who or what deserves a strongly worded goodbye and why don’t you tell us why you have had enough. Do not worry if it sounds a little petty, we are particularly interested in anything that begins with “I know this sounds ridiculous, but…” So go ahead and nominate anyone or anything. We cannot promise to take your side, but we would love to hear it.

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