Get In Touch
Unlike your ex, we actually reply.
- You Approve Every Word
- Strictly Confidential
- Delivered Within 5 Business Days
- Secure Payment
- No Ghosting Required
Whether you have a question about our services, need help with a booking or have a situation that requires a little more discretion, we would be delighted to hear from you. We appreciate that some enquiries are more delicate than others, and we promise to treat yours with the appropriate consideration. You can spare us the entire romantic history for now. There will be an opportunity to discuss the finer details once we are properly acquainted.
Who Would You Like to Speak To?
Say Hello
hello@dearjohn.co.zaFor questions about our services, bookings and anything else that requires a sensible answer. We have an entire business dedicated to difficult conversations, so please do not feel shy about starting one.
Oh Shit!
ohshit@dearjohn.co.zaFor occasions when something has not gone quite according to plan. We would much rather hear about a problem and put it right than discover we have become the subject of someone else’s cautionary tale.
The Chief Ex Officer
ex@dearjohn.co.zaFor confidential executive enquiries, private concierge arrangements and matters requiring the attention of our Founder, Claudia Correia.
Leave Us a Message
We promise this conversation will be considerably easier than the one you have been avoiding.
If you would rather use the form, please do. Tell us what your enquiry concerns and how we can help. There is no need to provide sensitive personal information at this stage.
We aim to respond within one business day. Unlike the people who inspired this business, we do not consider silence an acceptable customer service strategy.
A Word on Privacy
We understand that some conversations are best kept out of the group chat. Your enquiry will be handled with discretion and in accordance with our Privacy Policy. Where your request involves sensitive personal information, we will guide you through the appropriate confidential process.
Already Know It Is Over?
There is no need to write us a lengthy introduction if you have already made your decision.
Our Breakup Menu is ready when you are.
