21 October 2026
Dear Everyone Who Asked,
Yes. We really will help you end it. We understand the suspicion. Most people who offer to sort out your love life end up recommending a crystal or their recently divorced brother.
From 1 November, Dear John writes the letter or makes the call on your behalf, and can send it with flowers, chocolates, champagne or cake. Some people have waited years for a thoughtful gesture from you. We accept that the timing is unfortunate.
You approve every word before it goes anywhere. We explain who we are and why we are getting in touch, and we keep your private business private.
You still have to decide it is over. Although, if you have already checked our prices and worked out when they will be home, we suspect you are further along than you are admitting.
Yours, professionally available for the ending,
Dear John
