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You’ve been meaning to end things for weeks. Your replies have gone from paragraphs to emojis, and even those are becoming an effort. Rather than letting the relationship die a slow and painfully obvious death, we’ll deliver a proper goodbye on your behalf.
Because leaving someone on read isn’t a relationship strategy.
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You’ve been meaning to end things for weeks. Your replies have gone from paragraphs to emojis, and even those are becoming an effort. Rather than letting the relationship die a slow and painfully obvious death, we’ll deliver a proper goodbye on your behalf.
Because leaving someone on read isn’t a relationship strategy.
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