What you tell us is handled in confidence. Privacy Policy
Dear John Letter (Physical)R500
How can we help?
How does it work?
Choose your service from The Breakup Menu and we send you a confidential briefing. We write the message, you get up to two rounds of revisions, and nothing goes out until you approve the final wording in writing. The full story.
How long will it take?
Your first draft will be ready within two business days of receiving your completed briefing. Once you approve it in writing, we arrange delivery of your letter or telephone call within five business days.
What does it cost?
The Dear John Letter is R350 digital or R500 on paper. The Breakup Call is R550 and Breakup with Flowers is R850. It is all on The Breakup Menu.
Will they know you sent it?
Yes. We say who we are and why we are in touch. Discreet, never deceptive, and we never pretend to be you.
Is it confidential?
Every booking is covered by the confidentiality agreement in our Terms of Service. Briefings and drafts are deleted 90 days after delivery.
What if I change my mind?
Change your mind before you approve the final wording and nothing is sent. Our refund policy sets out what comes back at each stage.
How can I pay?
Visa, Mastercard, Apple Pay, Google Pay and Capitec Pay, all through our secure payment partner, Stitch.
Where is my order?
Send us your order number through Get In Touch, choosing "An existing order". We aim to respond within one business day.
Something has gone wrong
We would much rather hear about it and put it right. Write to ohshit@dearjohn.co.za.
