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The Modern Breakup Agency
Dear John is for adults.
Our site contains strong language and the occasional Dickhead. Please confirm you are 18 or older.
What you tell us is handled in confidence. Privacy Policy
Choose your service from The Breakup Menu and we send you a confidential briefing. We write the message, you get up to two rounds of revisions, and nothing goes out until you approve the final wording in writing. The full story.
Your first draft will be ready within two business days of receiving your completed briefing. Once you approve it in writing, we arrange delivery of your letter or telephone call within five business days.
The Dear John Letter is R350 digital or R500 on paper. The Breakup Call is R550 and Breakup with Flowers is R850. It is all on The Breakup Menu.
Yes. We say who we are and why we are in touch. Discreet, never deceptive, and we never pretend to be you.
Every booking is covered by the confidentiality agreement in our Terms of Service. Briefings and drafts are deleted 90 days after delivery.
Change your mind before you approve the final wording and nothing is sent. Our refund policy sets out what comes back at each stage.
Visa, Mastercard, Apple Pay, Google Pay and Capitec Pay, all through our secure payment partner, Stitch.
Send us your order number through Get In Touch, choosing "An existing order". We aim to respond within one business day.
We would much rather hear about it and put it right. Write to ohshit@dearjohn.co.za.
Need a person? Get In Touch. Unlike your ex, we actually reply.
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